Welcome to HAPPY ZAK PRODUCTS, Home of HAPPY ZAK'S SCROTUM BLISS..!             

"Spreading Bliss Around the World, One Scrotum at a Time..!"

  Puts a new glide in his stride..! Soothes and moisturizes the scrotum which helps with the discomfort associated with Scrunched Scrotum Syndrom..!

 Regular use will moisturize the scrotum and surrounding area making it less prone to chaffing during crotch crunching, rubbing, and, heat generating, activities.

  Great for Runners, Bicyclists, Horseback Riders, Bikers, Hockey players, Sailors, Kayakers, Soccer Players, all cup wearers and basically everyone with skin. 

  HAPPY ZAK'S ORGANIC BODY BLISS..!                                       "A Dermatological Delight for Every Body Every Where..!"

   Discover the soothing relief Happy Zak's lotion brings to Dry Itchy Skin, Cracked skin, Sunburns, Bug Bites, and anywhere Chaffing is an issue.  

  Zak's anti-bacterial, anti-fungal, anti-septic and anti-inflamitory properties make it a perfect pro-active solution to avoid these activity caused discomforts.

  Happy Zak's super soothing and rehydrating properties make it perfect for after the damage is done as well.

  Greaseless and stainless, the skin just drinks it in and feels rejeuvenated, rehydrated, and refreshed..!  

    WOW..! Thanks to all the people who keep ordering Happy Zak products since our appearance on the Dragon's Den. Season 8 Episode 1.  Especially our repeat customers. We are delighted Happy Zak has found a place in your lives.

  We are currently working to bring them to you in stores for less. In the meantime, we are still making Original signed and numbered production prototype bottles and our very popular refills are available right here.

 We invite you to browse through our store and shop with confidence. We invite you to create an account with us if you like, or shop as a guest. Either way, your shopping cart will be active until you leave the store.

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We regret the cost of our shipping and handling is so much. Keep in mind our product is handmade and fragile. Packing materials must be purchased and processing orders takes time. Being located on an Island also contributes to the cost of shipping in and out.

 We were hoping to solve this dilemma with backing from the Dragons. With your support now we hope to get our delightful product into retail shops across North America and beyond.